Bloomberg is amazing because he’s showing the miserable, bitter plebs who support Bernie Sanders how futile populist resistance is to the power of wealth. He’s going to squash Bernie like a cockroach and force the Bern’s supporters to bend the knee and kiss his ring, after asking for forgiveness for their online nastiness, if they don’t want another four years of Trump.

America was founded and led by the billionaires of the 18th century. It’s cute that a few million millennials thought 21st century America would be different.