Coffee Is A Stimulant, Not An Alarm Clock

Coffee works best when used to help us get stuff done quicker. Waking up really isn’t one of them.

So, the alarm goes off, and you hit snooze. It goes off five minutes later and you hit snooze again. It rings a third time, but now you have to get up. You stumble out of bed, barely remembering who you are and head straight for the coffee maker — after any other necessaries.

You finish the first cup but barely notice any difference in your mood or alertness. The second cup comes and goes, and it seems to be getting better, but you’re still having trouble carrying a conversation. So, you go for your third and final cup with breakfast. That does the trick — after an hour of being awake.

You probably know someone who doesn’t want to talk — and whom you don’t want to talk to — until they get their first cup of Joe. The problem, however, is that they are simply not a morning person, and the need for coffee is an excuse to act groggily. Notice, they’re never much better after they’ve had their first cup — or third.

Drinking coffee first thing in the morning is a bit of a habit for most Americans. Forty-four percent drink it with breakfast — myself included. But for those of us who drink coffee religiously, it helps to ask what we’re…